My lack of post’s is really starting to irritate me. I’m thinking that maybe i should start leaving the house. I think if i left the house for things other then getting take out i MIGHT have something to write about.
Like yesterday for example. Just a regular day, hadn’t left the house in maybe…2 days. I go get dinner and as I’m waiting in the drive thru i see these people….kind of standing behind my car. SO instinctively i roll up my window. You don’t know what the fuck these people are doing in the night, in the dark standing behind your car in the drive thru!
After a few minutes, i make it through and i FINALLY realize what they were doing that whole time…
(i wanted to put some steaming songs on but..i didn’t want to have some MySpace type streaming shit…so MEMENTO MORI….. Look it up!!! Its the album… my favs are……
After a couple years at a job that seemed to get worse by the year, i finally decided to leave that wretched place. WHICH i must say was the BEST decision that i have ever made! I am a trillion times happier then i have been in that last 2 years. NOW i can focus on school and all that other shit that i plan on doing to start my career yay!
So with that said i will have to get into the woman that i met today that was just so full of snot and complaints it killed me!!!
Every time anything happened she would mutter under her breath with her stuffed up Moco (booger) filled nose ..
“ugh you have to be kidding me” ..
“ugh this is absolutely unacceptable” …
i seriously wanted to turn around and tell her “HEY you know what is unacceptable lady, the fact that you can’t invest in some good ass tissues to blow that fucking nose of yours god damnit!!! Get a booger ball for Christ sakes!!!
JESUS CHRIST!!!
And she was sitting behind me and she was saying these things like she was “Trying” to talk to me, but i , naturally, would rather be on my phone twitting or checking my bank statement, or ANYTHING else then talking to this bitch!
So……….as I’m sitting there trying to pay attention as much as possible…I’m looking at the composition book i grabbed from the house. I don’t normally have composition books for my journals and stuff so i assumed right off it was Roland’s….but i knew he didn’t use it for anything personal so i grabbed it.. So i turn it over….and i see this…..
Oh JESUS……………..lol
i made sure to leave the front side of it covered so everyone wouldn’t think that i was from the “school of hard knocks” lol
So…as the day went on, it was PERFECT. Everything was falling into place and the sky was bluer then EVER….as i pull into my driveway and get out of the car……
And i think to myself………”What a Wonderful World…..”
PS. “Fat Tire” Beer tastes like Chocolate! NOM nom nom….
I have recently lost myself to fucking World of Warcraft like the TOTAL nerd i am….. I need to stop seriously…
BUT if your on and want to play im on Illidan – Kiyahlina
With THAT said…..
So the other day i was lying in bed, thinking (which is probably why i cant ever get to sleep at night) And i was like hummm…what ever happened to such and such and so and so? And i was like thinking about the Never ending Story for some reason, and i was like i wonder what happened to that Atreyu kid. I swear i think of the most random shit before bed.
So im googling him and low and behold i find some updated pics…
So as i’m Googling this dude, I’m browsing through these pictures and I’m thinking to myself….damn that’s a lot of bare mid drift..FOR A GUY yanno…for a KID even….and as I’m scrolling down there is more and more short shorts…and the positions became questionable. I was SHOCKED! I was like what the…..what……WHAT THE FUCK?! What kind of fucking photographer is this??!! Are you serious? I mean i understand it was the 80’s and all but fucking hell, didn’t his parents see these prints and think um okay yea wtf?!So yea apparently now he does MMA fighting and is hot.
Also while googling him i decided what the hell, ill google myself just to see what pops up yanno…
Yea no clue who that chick is….that IS in fact me on the left hand side of her though. Just in case you might be wondering…
Thank you THANK you Sam of Happiness Tourniquet!! I cant even tell you how much this really means to me, its my very FIRST blog award. ::HUGS::
You, my darling, ROCK!
UPDATE: Sorry it came so late, i had a pretty hectic weekend with all the parties and World of Warcraft Boozin.
So with this award, i have to name 7 things people don’t know about me….hummmm…..
7. I HATE Shopping…..i think it fucking sucks. Although i do like to go to places like Best Buy n shit to shop….I just cant clothes shop. Its lame…
6. I don’t type properly. I used the three middle fingers on my left hand and only my index and middle finger on my right hand. i SOMETIMES use my right thumb but hardly ever.
5. I USED to be a really good artist when i was younger, but now i couldn’t draw to save my fucking LIFE.
4. I LOVE 80’s hair metal POWER BALLADS.
3. When i was younger i would listen to music and play air drums or the keyboard.
2. The first time i cried over a boy i was like in the fourth grade his name was John Goodwin and he had green eyes and i remember i was so fucking in LOVE with him. I googled him within the last few years and he’s a FIREFIGHTER in NV. And YUP he’s still fucking hot. He’s married.
1. The first time i skipped school i was in the 3rd grade. Me and my little friend hid in the bushes by the pool lol. And ran around the fields pushing each other down the hills in a shopping cart. Then we got thirsty and decided to go back on campus like geniuses. Totally got busted.
Seven people i with to bequeath this to are….
Ashley – Because she is fuckin NUTS! lol And she cracks me up!
Jenny – Because she is so FUNNY! And she gave me some of the BEST ADVICE ever!
Gubraithian Fire – Just started reading her blog and i enjoyed her view on Roaches….i have had my own issues with then especially one by the name of Esteban. Damn him fuckin Esteban.
uHm…….
Shit i am LAME!!! lol…..i totally need to start reading more blogs lol….i will update this as i get more folks to add to this section… *embarrassed*
i like to watch choreography videos of people who dance way better then i do, because i WISH my parents put me in dance….
and i LOVE to dance soo..
(This one is super cool starts off a little slow)^^
Damnit MOM why didn’t you put me in dance so i could have a fantab flat stomach like THIS chick!!! (She’s @ the end)
( i swear to god, i watched that whole movie, and if someone asked me what the plot was or what it was about i would reply “mid drift” or “flat stomach” oh and there was some dancing in there….)
SO i USED to live in PANAMA (YES ANTHONYBourdainvisited there , i would have to say was the most memorable experience of my life, and there they used to play a lot of DANCEHALL music , which i have a secret love for
like THIS ………………….
….and i used to go to a lot of “dances” that they would play this type of music…..^^^ EXACTLY these songs actually…THESE were the JAMS when i was a pre TEEN….
As i grew older i still have that LOVE for dancehall. THIS is a girl ^^who is from Thailand who is AMAZING i must say…and i LOVE her! BTW her legs……PSHHH!!! SO amazing!
SO THEN We go back to my RAVER days which honestly i have never grown out of, this type of dance. which is RARE now a days, if i ever see or SAW i would stop DEAD in my tracks and just STARE! Its SO SEXY to see someone dance like this to me,……..
1. The condition or quality of being brave; courage.
2. Splendor or magnificence; show.
It was a regular night of watching TV, Roland and i on the couch huddled up. We had JUST moved to the south side, and i was a little jittery because i went from a Luxury apartment on the north side to a house in a not so good of a neighborhood. Of course the fact that my father kept telling me that if he needed to be visiting he would be bringing his gun. (thanks dad)
In all honesty it was a cute little house, nice little yard great view of I-37 which was about 100 yards away. Nice sound of drive by’s across the neighborhood in the night, it really can put someone to sleep. –That reminds me of a time when there was a drive by next door and i was asleep in bed, and upon hearing the pops i SAT STRAIGHT UP like a fucking genius. Yea i am really smart when it comes to the proper drive by procedure. And YES apparently there is one.
So, anyway, Roland and i watching TV decide to go to bed. Our house had JUST been broken into the week before so it was adding to my anxiety, and little noise i heard i would FREAK!. So as we are preparing for bed, i hear something hit the back door, sort of sliding noise. of course i GRAB Roland!
ME: Babe…there is someone in the back yard!!
Roland: What are you talking about i didn’t hear anything.
ME: Babe YES! there is go look!
Now naturally in the movies, the man always grabs a baseball bat or a fucking lamp, and goes and investigates the noise.
To be brave and save his woman. Well Roland is NOT that Fucking guy! After a few minutes of listening he hears it also….
ME: SEE BABE!!! GO SEE WHAT IT IS!!!
ROLAND: ………….it will go away….
THANKS Roland for being the Epitome of bravery in the household. So i think I’m going to buy a fucking gun.
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