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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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Robert Downey Jr. Makes me scream like a girl.

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

First off I will say that I wanted to write a review for the movie,  really did. But for some reason those are really hard for me because before I know it , I have told you the whole fucking movie. Don’t want to do that to you. I will definitely say that IRON MAN [...]

Well hey….I guess it DOES work for something…

Saturday, April 17th, 2010

(Lol check out that Tan-Line!) Oh by the way it DID work. But now our bathroom smells like Ketchup and HE smells like how I get my Subway Sandwiches. *with vinegar and oil* UPDATE!!- Okay Apple Cider Vinegar Google Genius’! Have all the advice in the world when it comes to apple cider vinegar curing [...]

Apparently, I drown Gato’s.

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

   Tripper didn’t come home last night so naturally i didn’t sleep at all. It was his first time outside all night. I woke up this morning at 7am  Just to go outside and call his name. He was there thankfully but COVERED in flea’s. So i decided it was about that time to take [...]

My Mother and her Sister’s are nuts!

Monday, April 12th, 2010

How did it come to this? Where did this idea even come from? It seems to me that it may have been a rumor at first, someone tried it and it spread like wildfire of the wonders of this natural medicine and its ability to cute everything from freakin acne, to heartburn, to fevers….Cancer, AIDS, [...]

DJ KeeQue Exclusive!

Saturday, April 10th, 2010

         (KeeQue at Rebel Alliance)       Recently, i was lucky enough for a chance to sit down with a Texas Favorite in the Electronic Music scene. Having contributed to the scene for many years he has established a name for himself as a AWESOME DJ who is guaranteed to get you out on the [...]

Lets play a game..

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Dead….OR Alive….?

Easter weekend part 1….

Monday, April 5th, 2010

Featuring some of the WORST fucking tattoos you have ever seen…        There is a special place all the ghettos go to on the weekends in Corpus that is abundant with beer’s, cowboy hats, and women wearing clothes wayyyy to small for them and jeans with high heels. Its called the Trade Center (its basically [...]

Easter weekend Part 2….

Monday, April 5th, 2010

   “I would like to order a boat of noodles. kthx”….      With the adventure at the Trade Center coming to conclusion with the purchase of the “Bass Assassin” glow and the dark fishing lures. Which i do have to say, they are some cool fishing lures in theory. They glow and look like little [...]

Easter weekend Part 3…..

Monday, April 5th, 2010

  “I has a BUNNY! ….“ “You have a what…..?”    Finally the day came, Easter Sunday! We had a smoked brisket planned, and some small smoked chickens. Beer drinking by the pond fishing with the WORST Bass Assassin i ever met. The day was cloudy but warm, it was nice. BUT we unfortunately weren’t catching [...]

Wow….i was JUST thinking about him too…

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

So i woke up this morning and did the usual, shower check my tweet news etc. Not that i check my tweet news IN the shower or anything. Just FyI.. And i see that my child hood crush, Corey Haim, was dead. Jesus Christ.    I hearted him. Even when he was doing really bad [...]

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