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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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Oh the joy of it…

Monday, September 6th, 2010

   Those who know me know that I personally don’t do very well in any kind of storm situation. I never have and more then likely NEVER will. It was like the time when I was 11 and ran around Disney World thinking I was going to be struck by lightning. True story, as my [...]

Time to get back to life and things.

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

     At the end of the day life does move right along, at a annoyingly swift fuckin pace now doesn’t it.  It doesn’t even give you time to stop and smell the roses or whatever the hell kind of flower is around. In my case it would be “Smell” the cedar pollen that floats up [...]

Oh come ON!!

Monday, April 19th, 2010

REALLY, for real?       Man, people in San Antonio will put Lambo DOORS on anything!!!!  Like THIS Occasion also remember THAT??!! Is that like a 1998 Lincoln Town Car? I cant decide what is worse, the Lambo Doors.. Or…..the rims? Maybe….if you didn’t spend all your money on Lambo doors you would be under the [...]

DUDE! What in the bleepity, BLEEP!

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

      TWICE! In ONE week I have done this!! I was never a clumsy person. EVER! and now I’m Rolling my ankles all over fucking Texas! First time was at my mom’s house loading the truck to come back home. Hurt my left ankle BADD! It still is kind of sore when i move it [...]

Easter weekend part 1….

Monday, April 5th, 2010

Featuring some of the WORST fucking tattoos you have ever seen…        There is a special place all the ghettos go to on the weekends in Corpus that is abundant with beer’s, cowboy hats, and women wearing clothes wayyyy to small for them and jeans with high heels. Its called the Trade Center (its basically [...]

Sex addiction…the new BLACK.

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

So i normally don’t post shit about celebrity gossip but for Christ’s sake… Jesse James is a "broken man" who is trying desperately to save his marriage, according to his lawyer. Attorney Joe Yanny says, "This whole thing has destroyed Jesse’s entire universe. Right now, he’s a broken man." Yanny says Jesse is still in [...]

Are you INSANE crazy charm lady!!??

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

     Yesterday in my boredom that overtook me, i decided it would be a nice treat to take myself to the mall and finally have the charms put on my charm bracelet. (i had about 7 of them) The mall is not something i do on a regular basis basically because i fucking HATE shopping, [...]

WOW it has been a little bit hasnt it?

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

So with writers block of the upmost extreme’s , a sleeping schedule that has been one of someone who has NO EYELIDS, i have been making rather half assed vacuous post’s about stupid, random shit really. So since i have taken the liberty of dosing myself with half priced Nyquil from Walgreens, hopefully this post [...]

Wow….i was JUST thinking about him too…

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

So i woke up this morning and did the usual, shower check my tweet news etc. Not that i check my tweet news IN the shower or anything. Just FyI.. And i see that my child hood crush, Corey Haim, was dead. Jesus Christ.    I hearted him. Even when he was doing really bad [...]

So, as many of you may or may NOT know…

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

After a couple years at a job that seemed to get worse by the year, i finally decided to leave that wretched place. WHICH i must say was the BEST decision that i have ever made! I am a trillion times happier then i have been in that last 2 years. NOW i can focus [...]

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