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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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I Just wanted to say….

Monday, April 19th, 2010

      That through this whole blogging thing, i have met some super cool people, read some really funny blogs and made some really awesome friends!! I would like to take a moment and share a couple of really awesome blogs that i go to daily!!   Bee’s Write She is terribly funny and has turned [...]

I woke up this morning….well afternoon rather, to a PRESENT!!

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

I received a AWARD!!!! Thank you THANK you Sam of Happiness Tourniquet!!  I cant even tell you how much this really means to me, its my very FIRST blog award. ::HUGS:: You, my darling, ROCK! UPDATE: Sorry it came so late, i had a pretty hectic weekend with all the parties and World of Warcraft [...]

BECAUSE this is what i do when im drunk,…..

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

i like to watch choreography videos of people who dance way better then i do, because i WISH my parents put me in dance….       and i LOVE to dance soo.. (This one is super cool starts off a little slow)^^ Damnit MOM why didn’t you put me in dance so i could have a [...]

Breakfast of Champions…at noon of course, cause that’s how we do things…And we also have Chicken Fried Steak for breakfast because were from FUCKIN Texas….Damnit!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

When its cloudy outside, its SO HARD for me to wake up in the morning…Maybe its the black out curtains we have in the bedroom. Yea, I’m pretty sure that’s is why. On top of the crappy ass weather anyway. We had a plan this morning to get up and the fucking break of dawn [...]

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends…

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

       I Have determined that i have the craziest fucking group of friends that ever existed on this god forsaken planet.  I know a lot of people might think that way of their friends, but i am dead serious when i say that about MY friends… Case in point, my BEST friend…..rofl…. My poor [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen, my boyfriend…is a pervert.

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

(THIS is Roland’s Laptop Wallpaper) …………………………….   Yea…..that’s what i said.

Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas..

Monday, November 30th, 2009

                            Wow……i guess snowfall brings out the crazy freak nasty in some..I wouldn’t know, i live in Texas.  

fyi blue heelers are psychos….

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

      Meet Daphne. She is our beautiful, pain in the ass 9 month old Blue Heeler.  My boyfriend always wanted a Blue Heeler ever since he was a kid, and made it a mission to find one. But much to his dismay and research he discovered that Blue Heelers are reputedly a very expensive breed. [...]

Happy Day Light Savings….yay!

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

It has finally come, November in all its glory of rotating clocks back, and sleeping in that extra hour, that strangely feels like a extra four. (or is that just me)   Also with November comes the American pig out fest on the last Thursday of the month. Something i am looking forward to. The [...]

Paging..Miss Fatty McFatterson….

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

The deliciousness that is the Whataburger @ 12am will be something to revel about when I’m old and grey suffering from diabetes and severely obese. I should have known what i was getting into when i was just getting to know my boyfriend and he could recite the whole fuckin Whataburger menu by heart. (fat [...]

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