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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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God Damn i love being Mexican!

Saturday, June 12th, 2010

My friend Rene’s Best friend Singing El Pastor She freaking gives me the effin CHILLS when she holds those notes.          Mariachi music is really WIN. I want this chick to sing at ALL my birthdays and my funeral. (Cause believe it or not, the majority of Mexicans WANT Mariachi’s to play at their funerals—TOTALLY [...]

I Just wanted to say….

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

  HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my cousin STEVEN!! Growing up, i remember Steven playing Madonna day and night. I Grew to learn the “Dress you up in my loves” AND “Lucky Stars” . I thank you Steven for showing me at such a young age what GOOD MUSIC was!!!!  I Love you and I Hope your [...]

Science for teh WINZ!

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

This little man was able to hear his mothers voice for the FIRST time when his Cochlear implant was recently activated. It lights a little flame in my black heart.    Try not to cry people at the amazingly cute smile!!      

There is a few things i have to say about this.

Friday, May 28th, 2010

So last night, while I was tossing and turning trying to sleep in the dark ass night of the country on vaycay. Roland sends me a text with THIS ^ Picture UNcensored. (And NO, I will NOT post the uncensored pic of her because I *heart* Paramore and Haley too much to do that.) ROLAND: [...]

HOW effin RAD is this!!!???

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

So this is pretty awesome if i do say so myself…Apparently its a nifty little shot! Ingredients: 3/4 shot Silver Rum 1/4 shot Everclear 1 Blue Twizzler Directions: Wind a blue Twizzler around a tall double shot glass. It should stick to the sides of the glass. Pour in the silver rum and top with [...]

Wow…FLYLEAF totally WINS!!!

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

The First annual KISS FEST was so amazing. All in all i went to see FLYLEAF. I could care less about the rest of the bands honestly… We caught the end of Five Finger Death Punch, which i will have to say when they did the song called “The Bleeding” the crowd went into EPIC [...]

I Just wanted to say….

Monday, April 19th, 2010

      That through this whole blogging thing, i have met some super cool people, read some really funny blogs and made some really awesome friends!! I would like to take a moment and share a couple of really awesome blogs that i go to daily!!   Bee’s Write She is terribly funny and has turned [...]

“Avon Calling….!”

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

      So i spent the morning watching makeup tutorials on youtube for some reason. They always make me want to go out and buy shit loads of makeup that i would NEVER use, or put makeup on myself. I barely ever wear makeup usually.  So today after my marathon makeup tutorials, i decide i was [...]

Something i have been waiting and PRAYING for…

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEYOND EXCITED!!! (i wanted to put some steaming songs on but..i didn’t want to have some MySpace type streaming shit…so MEMENTO MORI….. Look it up!!! Its the album… my favs are…… Missing This Close set apart this dream swept away Tiny heart treasure Arise Its going to be AMAZING!!!!

AND the AWARDS just keep rolling in!!!

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Damn am i FUCKING significant these days OR WHAT people!!! ROFL! Thanks Bloggess!

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