"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more
Yesterday on my trek for chicken because Roland absolutely wanted Churches. I’m browsing through my twitter because they take FOREVER. As I’m doing so, the super genius known as Daisy De La Hoya wanted to give us a little insight on her thoughts on the whole Arizona immigration law that has recently passed. *facepalm* [...]
REALLY, for real? Man, people in San Antonio will put Lambo DOORS on anything!!!! Like THIS Occasion also remember THAT??!! Is that like a 1998 Lincoln Town Car? I cant decide what is worse, the Lambo Doors.. Or…..the rims? Maybe….if you didn’t spend all your money on Lambo doors you would be under the [...]
I woke up this morning and had THIS text message…. So, later on I text my Mom…. HAHAHAHAH!!! She sent my mom a text message!! (they live in the same house) I guess eventually my sister freed herself from her prom dress on her own. lol. I can totally see my sister playing PlayStation, trapped [...]
How did it come to this? Where did this idea even come from? It seems to me that it may have been a rumor at first, someone tried it and it spread like wildfire of the wonders of this natural medicine and its ability to cute everything from freakin acne, to heartburn, to fevers….Cancer, AIDS, [...]
So i spent the morning watching makeup tutorials on youtube for some reason. They always make me want to go out and buy shit loads of makeup that i would NEVER use, or put makeup on myself. I barely ever wear makeup usually. So today after my marathon makeup tutorials, i decide i was [...]
TWICE! In ONE week I have done this!! I was never a clumsy person. EVER! and now I’m Rolling my ankles all over fucking Texas! First time was at my mom’s house loading the truck to come back home. Hurt my left ankle BADD! It still is kind of sore when i move it [...]
Featuring some of the WORST fucking tattoos you have ever seen… There is a special place all the ghettos go to on the weekends in Corpus that is abundant with beer’s, cowboy hats, and women wearing clothes wayyyy to small for them and jeans with high heels. Its called the Trade Center (its basically [...]
He was alllllll into it. UPDATE: its been roughly 16 minutes later..and im still laughing….his terrified hand is the best.. UPDATE 2: Still doin it…
So i normally don’t post shit about celebrity gossip but for Christ’s sake… Jesse James is a "broken man" who is trying desperately to save his marriage, according to his lawyer. Attorney Joe Yanny says, "This whole thing has destroyed Jesse’s entire universe. Right now, he’s a broken man." Yanny says Jesse is still in [...]
Yesterday in my boredom that overtook me, i decided it would be a nice treat to take myself to the mall and finally have the charms put on my charm bracelet. (i had about 7 of them) The mall is not something i do on a regular basis basically because i fucking HATE shopping, [...]
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