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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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Merchandise for stalkers.

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

  The Best Digital Camera Binoculars. On this site that i was browsing through there is a section of what they call “The best” And everything that is apparently on this section is qualified as “The best”. So when i saw these, i thought to myself..”The BEST digital camera binoculars?” Meaning that there are OTHERS [...]

Kid get’s bit by some rabid fish in a lake somewhere.

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

So, I have Expressed before about how I don’t like to swim in anything larger then a swimming pool or bathtub. I don’t like the ocean, I don’t like the lake, I don’t mind so much tubing in the river but it takes a lot for me to get out of my tube in water [...]

Lets say hello to Satan everyone.

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

This sink hole in Guatemala is INSANE! Apparently its something like 600 60 feet across and 300+ feet to hell. It really does look like a Ginormous dragon or some shit is going to fly right on out of there.  

Among adulthood, I found a phobia

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

     It’s weird. There wasn’t a lot of things that I was afraid of growing up. And asteroid impact wasn’t one of them until maybe I was about 23 or 24 years old. It began with dreams. Incredibly vivid reoccurring dreams of me sitting in the middle of a old outdoor basket ball court. Sitting [...]

Apartment Exorcism Wakes the Neighbors!

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

The power of Christ compels you? : "Don’t you hate it when your neighbors keep you up all night, expelling demons with the power of Christ? One smart blogger has not only captured the holy event on video, but posted the perfect follow-up note." "Thanks to Nichole East for posting this happening on her Flickr. [...]

Drew Daywalt Visits the Queen Mary.

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

  (Drew Daywalt @ Linda Vista Hospital while filming scenes for his Upcoming, Camera Obscura)         Did i ever explain at any point, how my friend Drew Daywalt was going to be Visiting the Queen Mary for two days? He opted for the MOST haunted room on the ship, and was constantly asked from [...]

“Avon Calling….!”

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

      So i spent the morning watching makeup tutorials on youtube for some reason. They always make me want to go out and buy shit loads of makeup that i would NEVER use, or put makeup on myself. I barely ever wear makeup usually.  So today after my marathon makeup tutorials, i decide i was [...]

Lets play a game..

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Dead….OR Alive….?

I think it was the .99 cent glowsticks…

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

            The Army Surplus store is the shit! Between the stacks and stacks of baggy army pants, to the authentic grenades, to the BOX of 99 cent glow sticks, how the hell can that go wrong. I mean what the hell do i NEED glow sticks for.  It was my inner 20 year old [...]

WOW it has been a little bit hasnt it?

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

So with writers block of the upmost extreme’s , a sleeping schedule that has been one of someone who has NO EYELIDS, i have been making rather half assed vacuous post’s about stupid, random shit really. So since i have taken the liberty of dosing myself with half priced Nyquil from Walgreens, hopefully this post [...]

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