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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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Time to get back to life and things.

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

     At the end of the day life does move right along, at a annoyingly swift fuckin pace now doesn’t it.  It doesn’t even give you time to stop and smell the roses or whatever the hell kind of flower is around. In my case it would be “Smell” the cedar pollen that floats up [...]

I Just wanted to say….

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

  HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my cousin STEVEN!! Growing up, i remember Steven playing Madonna day and night. I Grew to learn the “Dress you up in my loves” AND “Lucky Stars” . I thank you Steven for showing me at such a young age what GOOD MUSIC was!!!!  I Love you and I Hope your [...]

Well hey….I guess it DOES work for something…

Saturday, April 17th, 2010

(Lol check out that Tan-Line!) Oh by the way it DID work. But now our bathroom smells like Ketchup and HE smells like how I get my Subway Sandwiches. *with vinegar and oil* UPDATE!!- Okay Apple Cider Vinegar Google Genius’! Have all the advice in the world when it comes to apple cider vinegar curing [...]

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Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

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My little sister is FULL of LOL man…

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

I woke up this morning and had THIS text message…. So, later on I text my Mom…. HAHAHAHAH!!! She sent my mom a text message!! (they live in the same house) I guess eventually my sister freed herself from her prom dress on her own. lol. I can totally see my sister playing PlayStation, trapped [...]

Apparently, I drown Gato’s.

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

   Tripper didn’t come home last night so naturally i didn’t sleep at all. It was his first time outside all night. I woke up this morning at 7am  Just to go outside and call his name. He was there thankfully but COVERED in flea’s. So i decided it was about that time to take [...]

My Mother and her Sister’s are nuts!

Monday, April 12th, 2010

How did it come to this? Where did this idea even come from? It seems to me that it may have been a rumor at first, someone tried it and it spread like wildfire of the wonders of this natural medicine and its ability to cute everything from freakin acne, to heartburn, to fevers….Cancer, AIDS, [...]

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Friday, April 9th, 2010

Easter weekend Part 2….

Monday, April 5th, 2010

   “I would like to order a boat of noodles. kthx”….      With the adventure at the Trade Center coming to conclusion with the purchase of the “Bass Assassin” glow and the dark fishing lures. Which i do have to say, they are some cool fishing lures in theory. They glow and look like little [...]

Easter weekend Part 3…..

Monday, April 5th, 2010

  “I has a BUNNY! ….“ “You have a what…..?”    Finally the day came, Easter Sunday! We had a smoked brisket planned, and some small smoked chickens. Beer drinking by the pond fishing with the WORST Bass Assassin i ever met. The day was cloudy but warm, it was nice. BUT we unfortunately weren’t catching [...]

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