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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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Robert Downey Jr. Makes me scream like a girl.

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

First off I will say that I wanted to write a review for the movie,  really did. But for some reason those are really hard for me because before I know it , I have told you the whole fucking movie. Don’t want to do that to you. I will definitely say that IRON MAN [...]

Daisy De La Hoya is a Fucking IDIOT!

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

   Yesterday on my trek for chicken because Roland absolutely wanted Churches. I’m browsing through my twitter because they take FOREVER. As I’m doing so, the super genius known as Daisy De La Hoya wanted to give us a little insight on her thoughts on the whole Arizona immigration law that has recently passed. *facepalm* [...]

Well hey….I guess it DOES work for something…

Saturday, April 17th, 2010

(Lol check out that Tan-Line!) Oh by the way it DID work. But now our bathroom smells like Ketchup and HE smells like how I get my Subway Sandwiches. *with vinegar and oil* UPDATE!!- Okay Apple Cider Vinegar Google Genius’! Have all the advice in the world when it comes to apple cider vinegar curing [...]

“Avon Calling….!”

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

      So i spent the morning watching makeup tutorials on youtube for some reason. They always make me want to go out and buy shit loads of makeup that i would NEVER use, or put makeup on myself. I barely ever wear makeup usually.  So today after my marathon makeup tutorials, i decide i was [...]

I woke up this morning….well afternoon rather, to a PRESENT!!

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

I received a AWARD!!!! Thank you THANK you Sam of Happiness Tourniquet!!  I cant even tell you how much this really means to me, its my very FIRST blog award. ::HUGS:: You, my darling, ROCK! UPDATE: Sorry it came so late, i had a pretty hectic weekend with all the parties and World of Warcraft [...]

Can you hold this while i BARF k…thx.

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

      Out and Random nightspot’s you can sometimes see some of the CRAZIEST shit….like the time i tried to hula hoop and realized that i am very uncoordinated and if i was forced to hula hoop to save my life or someone else’s we would be dead. There is also this ONE time while on [...]

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends…

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

       I Have determined that i have the craziest fucking group of friends that ever existed on this god forsaken planet.  I know a lot of people might think that way of their friends, but i am dead serious when i say that about MY friends… Case in point, my BEST friend…..rofl…. My poor [...]

Can she even move her face??!!

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Cause it really doesn’t look like it. (does her cup say pepe?) ^ *lol* What the Fuck is she staring at? That’s what i want to know… Photo’s from -TMZ UPDATE. Some before after action…

Ladies and Gentlemen, my boyfriend…is a pervert.

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

(THIS is Roland’s Laptop Wallpaper) …………………………….   Yea…..that’s what i said.

The Interwebs are CHOCK full of insanity and craziness these days…

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

    Wow………just…..wow. Meet, Molly, or @sexyredxolips OR @dearmolly. She really is Crazier then a Xbox controller with two buttons missing. I “discovered” Molly through a confrontation on twitter between her and someone else on my list. Sooooo i decided to check out her page…Lots of goodness lol. WAIT…it gets better……She also has ANOTHER twitter acct. [...]

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