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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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Oh the joy of it…

Monday, September 6th, 2010

   Those who know me know that I personally don’t do very well in any kind of storm situation. I never have and more then likely NEVER will. It was like the time when I was 11 and ran around Disney World thinking I was going to be struck by lightning. True story, as my [...]

Time to get back to life and things.

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

     At the end of the day life does move right along, at a annoyingly swift fuckin pace now doesn’t it.  It doesn’t even give you time to stop and smell the roses or whatever the hell kind of flower is around. In my case it would be “Smell” the cedar pollen that floats up [...]

God Damn i love being Mexican!

Saturday, June 12th, 2010

My friend Rene’s Best friend Singing El Pastor She freaking gives me the effin CHILLS when she holds those notes.          Mariachi music is really WIN. I want this chick to sing at ALL my birthdays and my funeral. (Cause believe it or not, the majority of Mexicans WANT Mariachi’s to play at their funerals—TOTALLY [...]

Wow…FLYLEAF totally WINS!!!

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

The First annual KISS FEST was so amazing. All in all i went to see FLYLEAF. I could care less about the rest of the bands honestly… We caught the end of Five Finger Death Punch, which i will have to say when they did the song called “The Bleeding” the crowd went into EPIC [...]

Oh come ON!!

Monday, April 19th, 2010

REALLY, for real?       Man, people in San Antonio will put Lambo DOORS on anything!!!!  Like THIS Occasion also remember THAT??!! Is that like a 1998 Lincoln Town Car? I cant decide what is worse, the Lambo Doors.. Or…..the rims? Maybe….if you didn’t spend all your money on Lambo doors you would be under the [...]

DJ KeeQue Exclusive!

Saturday, April 10th, 2010

         (KeeQue at Rebel Alliance)       Recently, i was lucky enough for a chance to sit down with a Texas Favorite in the Electronic Music scene. Having contributed to the scene for many years he has established a name for himself as a AWESOME DJ who is guaranteed to get you out on the [...]

DUDE! What in the bleepity, BLEEP!

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

      TWICE! In ONE week I have done this!! I was never a clumsy person. EVER! and now I’m Rolling my ankles all over fucking Texas! First time was at my mom’s house loading the truck to come back home. Hurt my left ankle BADD! It still is kind of sore when i move it [...]

Are you INSANE crazy charm lady!!??

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

     Yesterday in my boredom that overtook me, i decided it would be a nice treat to take myself to the mall and finally have the charms put on my charm bracelet. (i had about 7 of them) The mall is not something i do on a regular basis basically because i fucking HATE shopping, [...]

I think it was the .99 cent glowsticks…

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

            The Army Surplus store is the shit! Between the stacks and stacks of baggy army pants, to the authentic grenades, to the BOX of 99 cent glow sticks, how the hell can that go wrong. I mean what the hell do i NEED glow sticks for.  It was my inner 20 year old [...]

WOW it has been a little bit hasnt it?

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

So with writers block of the upmost extreme’s , a sleeping schedule that has been one of someone who has NO EYELIDS, i have been making rather half assed vacuous post’s about stupid, random shit really. So since i have taken the liberty of dosing myself with half priced Nyquil from Walgreens, hopefully this post [...]

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