"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more
At the end of the day life does move right along, at a annoyingly swift fuckin pace now doesn’t it. It doesn’t even give you time to stop and smell the roses or whatever the hell kind of flower is around. In my case it would be “Smell” the cedar pollen that floats up [...]
The Best Digital Camera Binoculars. On this site that i was browsing through there is a section of what they call “The best” And everything that is apparently on this section is qualified as “The best”. So when i saw these, i thought to myself..”The BEST digital camera binoculars?” Meaning that there are OTHERS [...]
Yep, so i completely forgot to tell you how Roland had a accident while playing football last Saturday….. I don’t know what happened, if it got caught on someone’s jersey or what…but he Semi ripped his fingernail off…and it was just hanging there…. So we got home…and he decided that he should probably rip it [...]
Yesterday on my trek for chicken because Roland absolutely wanted Churches. I’m browsing through my twitter because they take FOREVER. As I’m doing so, the super genius known as Daisy De La Hoya wanted to give us a little insight on her thoughts on the whole Arizona immigration law that has recently passed. *facepalm* [...]
Ever since that night i stayed up until 5am watching “The Amazing Octopus” I am like, obsessed with them…
REALLY, for real? Man, people in San Antonio will put Lambo DOORS on anything!!!! Like THIS Occasion also remember THAT??!! Is that like a 1998 Lincoln Town Car? I cant decide what is worse, the Lambo Doors.. Or…..the rims? Maybe….if you didn’t spend all your money on Lambo doors you would be under the [...]
(Lol check out that Tan-Line!) Oh by the way it DID work. But now our bathroom smells like Ketchup and HE smells like how I get my Subway Sandwiches. *with vinegar and oil* UPDATE!!- Okay Apple Cider Vinegar Google Genius’! Have all the advice in the world when it comes to apple cider vinegar curing [...]
(Drew Daywalt @ Linda Vista Hospital while filming scenes for his Upcoming, Camera Obscura) Did i ever explain at any point, how my friend Drew Daywalt was going to be Visiting the Queen Mary for two days? He opted for the MOST haunted room on the ship, and was constantly asked from [...]
How did it come to this? Where did this idea even come from? It seems to me that it may have been a rumor at first, someone tried it and it spread like wildfire of the wonders of this natural medicine and its ability to cute everything from freakin acne, to heartburn, to fevers….Cancer, AIDS, [...]
So i spent the morning watching makeup tutorials on youtube for some reason. They always make me want to go out and buy shit loads of makeup that i would NEVER use, or put makeup on myself. I barely ever wear makeup usually. So today after my marathon makeup tutorials, i decide i was [...]
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