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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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Robert Downey Jr. Makes me scream like a girl.

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

First off I will say that I wanted to write a review for the movie,  really did. But for some reason those are really hard for me because before I know it , I have told you the whole fucking movie. Don’t want to do that to you. I will definitely say that IRON MAN [...]

“KICK-ASS”, Did JUST THAT!

Friday, April 16th, 2010

        Man what a awesome ride. I knew it was going to be a awesome movie, but shit! Hit Girl fuckin BROUGHT IT! She was WIN! I think if there is a movie that everyone should see “Kick-ASS” is THAT movie!!  It had everything I LOVE, it was funny, had lots of blood, it [...]

I went full NERD yesterday…

Monday, April 12th, 2010

I joined Gamefly the other night because I wanted something to play, and its POINTLESS for me to buy videogames anymore because my attention span when it comes to them is like ZERO! So I thought Gamefly would be the best option for my A.D.D self. The first game I rented was "Dante’s Inferno” Which [...]

So, as many of you may or may NOT know…

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

After a couple years at a job that seemed to get worse by the year, i finally decided to leave that wretched place. WHICH i must say was the BEST decision that i have ever made! I am a trillion times happier then i have been in that last 2 years. NOW i can focus [...]

I woke up this morning….well afternoon rather, to a PRESENT!!

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

I received a AWARD!!!! Thank you THANK you Sam of Happiness Tourniquet!!  I cant even tell you how much this really means to me, its my very FIRST blog award. ::HUGS:: You, my darling, ROCK! UPDATE: Sorry it came so late, i had a pretty hectic weekend with all the parties and World of Warcraft [...]

Weekly Weird Find on the World Wide Web….

Monday, February 15th, 2010

I’m starting to see a trend here…why is it all the weird shit i happen to find is always from fuckin Japan. Or how bout this dude…… *slaps forehead*      I swear to you…every time i do this, a little piece of my hope for humanity dies…

Breakfast of Champions…at noon of course, cause that’s how we do things…And we also have Chicken Fried Steak for breakfast because were from FUCKIN Texas….Damnit!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

When its cloudy outside, its SO HARD for me to wake up in the morning…Maybe its the black out curtains we have in the bedroom. Yea, I’m pretty sure that’s is why. On top of the crappy ass weather anyway. We had a plan this morning to get up and the fucking break of dawn [...]

Oh MySpace…the LOL’s u bring…

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

I don’t even know why the fuck i log in anymore…its like the internet “HOOD”. No…really. I don’t even know who these people are. Or how she is even on my friends list…..OR why i even have a MySpace anyway…. Facebook.

Weekly weird find on the World Wide Web…

Monday, February 1st, 2010

      You know what, often when I’m laying in bed at night i wish and WISH i had something soft and fuzzy to cuddle with besides Roland (because he sweat’s a lot, and then he starts to itch because the humidity of our bodies, then he’s up all fucking night itching and it drives me [...]

Yea..Ruined for life….THANKS!! wtf!??!!

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

    I’m kind of a creepy person. Well not creepy like, i sit alone wearing all black in a corner eating raw meat from a can or anything. ALTHOUGHHHHHH now that i think about it….i DO wear a lot of black…..and i have been known to eat a rare steak now and again….. *thinks* But [...]

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