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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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God Damn i love being Mexican!

Saturday, June 12th, 2010

My friend Rene’s Best friend Singing El Pastor She freaking gives me the effin CHILLS when she holds those notes.          Mariachi music is really WIN. I want this chick to sing at ALL my birthdays and my funeral. (Cause believe it or not, the majority of Mexicans WANT Mariachi’s to play at their funerals—TOTALLY [...]

I Just wanted to say….

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

  HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my cousin STEVEN!! Growing up, i remember Steven playing Madonna day and night. I Grew to learn the “Dress you up in my loves” AND “Lucky Stars” . I thank you Steven for showing me at such a young age what GOOD MUSIC was!!!!  I Love you and I Hope your [...]

Kid get’s bit by some rabid fish in a lake somewhere.

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

So, I have Expressed before about how I don’t like to swim in anything larger then a swimming pool or bathtub. I don’t like the ocean, I don’t like the lake, I don’t mind so much tubing in the river but it takes a lot for me to get out of my tube in water [...]

Science for teh WINZ!

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

This little man was able to hear his mothers voice for the FIRST time when his Cochlear implant was recently activated. It lights a little flame in my black heart.    Try not to cry people at the amazingly cute smile!!      

Lets say hello to Satan everyone.

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

This sink hole in Guatemala is INSANE! Apparently its something like 600 60 feet across and 300+ feet to hell. It really does look like a Ginormous dragon or some shit is going to fly right on out of there.  

HOLY HELL!! The New Mickey Rules!!

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

  How effin cool is that??!! He talks to you and says your name now!! Its about time! I would hunt down goofy so i could make him do that “Ahhhhh who who whooo oooooweie!” (the sound he makes when he falls) That would be beyond awesome!

HOW effin RAD is this!!!???

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

So this is pretty awesome if i do say so myself…Apparently its a nifty little shot! Ingredients: 3/4 shot Silver Rum 1/4 shot Everclear 1 Blue Twizzler Directions: Wind a blue Twizzler around a tall double shot glass. It should stick to the sides of the glass. Pour in the silver rum and top with [...]

Wow…FLYLEAF totally WINS!!!

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

The First annual KISS FEST was so amazing. All in all i went to see FLYLEAF. I could care less about the rest of the bands honestly… We caught the end of Five Finger Death Punch, which i will have to say when they did the song called “The Bleeding” the crowd went into EPIC [...]

Robert Downey Jr. Makes me scream like a girl.

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

First off I will say that I wanted to write a review for the movie,  really did. But for some reason those are really hard for me because before I know it , I have told you the whole fucking movie. Don’t want to do that to you. I will definitely say that IRON MAN [...]

TODAY…Is the DAY!

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

I will be the first to admit. Roland is retardedly LUCKY. He buys lotto scratch off’s, he wins, He calls the radio to be the 15th caller, he wins. Its frustrating really. Well the other day he tells me… ROLAND: Go to this website and submit your name for a chance to win a IRON [...]

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