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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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Time to get back to life and things.

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

     At the end of the day life does move right along, at a annoyingly swift fuckin pace now doesn’t it.  It doesn’t even give you time to stop and smell the roses or whatever the hell kind of flower is around. In my case it would be “Smell” the cedar pollen that floats up [...]

Kid get’s bit by some rabid fish in a lake somewhere.

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

So, I have Expressed before about how I don’t like to swim in anything larger then a swimming pool or bathtub. I don’t like the ocean, I don’t like the lake, I don’t mind so much tubing in the river but it takes a lot for me to get out of my tube in water [...]

Roland Annihilated himself again…

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

Playing Football… REMEMBER THIS? While it was a AWESOME tackle. When he stood up his face was COVERED in blood…. I swear to god that guy!!  He split open the bridge of his nose REALLY good…he NEEDED stitches, but refused to listen to me or to go to the hospital.. (his nose isn’t normally that [...]

Among adulthood, I found a phobia

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

     It’s weird. There wasn’t a lot of things that I was afraid of growing up. And asteroid impact wasn’t one of them until maybe I was about 23 or 24 years old. It began with dreams. Incredibly vivid reoccurring dreams of me sitting in the middle of a old outdoor basket ball court. Sitting [...]

Apartment Exorcism Wakes the Neighbors!

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

The power of Christ compels you? : "Don’t you hate it when your neighbors keep you up all night, expelling demons with the power of Christ? One smart blogger has not only captured the holy event on video, but posted the perfect follow-up note." "Thanks to Nichole East for posting this happening on her Flickr. [...]

Oh JEEZUS! Ohhhhhh god….

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

Yep, so i completely forgot to tell you how Roland had a accident while playing football last Saturday….. I don’t know what happened, if it got caught on someone’s jersey or what…but he Semi ripped his fingernail off…and it was just hanging there…. So we got home…and he decided that he should probably rip it [...]

Oh come ON!!

Monday, April 19th, 2010

REALLY, for real?       Man, people in San Antonio will put Lambo DOORS on anything!!!!  Like THIS Occasion also remember THAT??!! Is that like a 1998 Lincoln Town Car? I cant decide what is worse, the Lambo Doors.. Or…..the rims? Maybe….if you didn’t spend all your money on Lambo doors you would be under the [...]

“Avon Calling….!”

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

      So i spent the morning watching makeup tutorials on youtube for some reason. They always make me want to go out and buy shit loads of makeup that i would NEVER use, or put makeup on myself. I barely ever wear makeup usually.  So today after my marathon makeup tutorials, i decide i was [...]

DUDE! What in the bleepity, BLEEP!

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

      TWICE! In ONE week I have done this!! I was never a clumsy person. EVER! and now I’m Rolling my ankles all over fucking Texas! First time was at my mom’s house loading the truck to come back home. Hurt my left ankle BADD! It still is kind of sore when i move it [...]

Easter weekend part 1….

Monday, April 5th, 2010

Featuring some of the WORST fucking tattoos you have ever seen…        There is a special place all the ghettos go to on the weekends in Corpus that is abundant with beer’s, cowboy hats, and women wearing clothes wayyyy to small for them and jeans with high heels. Its called the Trade Center (its basically [...]

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