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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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Lets say hello to Satan everyone.

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

This sink hole in Guatemala is INSANE! Apparently its something like 600 60 feet across and 300+ feet to hell. It really does look like a Ginormous dragon or some shit is going to fly right on out of there.  

Something i have been waiting and PRAYING for…

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEYOND EXCITED!!! (i wanted to put some steaming songs on but..i didn’t want to have some MySpace type streaming shit…so MEMENTO MORI….. Look it up!!! Its the album… my favs are…… Missing This Close set apart this dream swept away Tiny heart treasure Arise Its going to be AMAZING!!!!

BECAUSE this is what i do when im drunk,…..

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

i like to watch choreography videos of people who dance way better then i do, because i WISH my parents put me in dance….       and i LOVE to dance soo.. (This one is super cool starts off a little slow)^^ Damnit MOM why didn’t you put me in dance so i could have a [...]

Weekly Weird Find on the World Wide Web….

Monday, February 15th, 2010

I’m starting to see a trend here…why is it all the weird shit i happen to find is always from fuckin Japan. Or how bout this dude…… *slaps forehead*      I swear to you…every time i do this, a little piece of my hope for humanity dies…

Weekly weird find on the World Wide Web…

Monday, February 1st, 2010

      You know what, often when I’m laying in bed at night i wish and WISH i had something soft and fuzzy to cuddle with besides Roland (because he sweat’s a lot, and then he starts to itch because the humidity of our bodies, then he’s up all fucking night itching and it drives me [...]

THIS is why i refuse to swim in large bodies of water.

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

Believe it or not, I’m a California girl. Born and bred. I’m PRETTY sure all the Beach Boys songs were written about me. But i will be very honest when i say that i HATE the ocean. I hate the salt, sand (because it tends to end up in all my crevices) AND large bodies [...]

Apparent Ghost girl photo taken…

Monday, January 11th, 2010

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*sigh* NASA is going to get us alllll killed.

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

         As someone who is utterly obsessed with doomsday scenarios, for whatever reason, i found it quite interesting that all this talk about a rendezvous with asteroid “Apophis” by the Russians has been in the news as of late.  The Russians seem pretty convinced that this gigantic space rock is going to plow right into [...]

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