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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

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Time to get back to life and things.

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

     At the end of the day life does move right along, at a annoyingly swift fuckin pace now doesn’t it.  It doesn’t even give you time to stop and smell the roses or whatever the hell kind of flower is around. In my case it would be “Smell” the cedar pollen that floats up [...]

There is a few things i have to say about this.

Friday, May 28th, 2010

So last night, while I was tossing and turning trying to sleep in the dark ass night of the country on vaycay. Roland sends me a text with THIS ^ Picture UNcensored. (And NO, I will NOT post the uncensored pic of her because I *heart* Paramore and Haley too much to do that.) ROLAND: [...]

I am terrible at this blogging thing…

Friday, May 21st, 2010

Trust me when I say that I would rather be Inside then suffer the humidity that is Texas weather right now OUTSIDE. I didn’t even want to leave the house for coffee this morning. THAT and nothing particularly eventful has taken place in my life. Other then i have decided to change  my name…. ME: [...]

Daisy De La Hoya is a Fucking IDIOT!

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

   Yesterday on my trek for chicken because Roland absolutely wanted Churches. I’m browsing through my twitter because they take FOREVER. As I’m doing so, the super genius known as Daisy De La Hoya wanted to give us a little insight on her thoughts on the whole Arizona immigration law that has recently passed. *facepalm* [...]

My Mother and her Sister’s are nuts!

Monday, April 12th, 2010

How did it come to this? Where did this idea even come from? It seems to me that it may have been a rumor at first, someone tried it and it spread like wildfire of the wonders of this natural medicine and its ability to cute everything from freakin acne, to heartburn, to fevers….Cancer, AIDS, [...]

Are you INSANE crazy charm lady!!??

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

     Yesterday in my boredom that overtook me, i decided it would be a nice treat to take myself to the mall and finally have the charms put on my charm bracelet. (i had about 7 of them) The mall is not something i do on a regular basis basically because i fucking HATE shopping, [...]

WOW it has been a little bit hasnt it?

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

So with writers block of the upmost extreme’s , a sleeping schedule that has been one of someone who has NO EYELIDS, i have been making rather half assed vacuous post’s about stupid, random shit really. So since i have taken the liberty of dosing myself with half priced Nyquil from Walgreens, hopefully this post [...]

It really doesn’t even phase me anymore the shit i see on this side of town.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

My lack of post’s is really starting to irritate me. I’m thinking that maybe i should start leaving the house. I think if i left the house for things other then getting take out i MIGHT have something to write about. Like yesterday for example. Just a regular day, hadn’t left the house in maybe…2 [...]

So, as many of you may or may NOT know…

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

After a couple years at a job that seemed to get worse by the year, i finally decided to leave that wretched place. WHICH i must say was the BEST decision that i have ever made! I am a trillion times happier then i have been in that last 2 years. NOW i can focus [...]

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