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"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more

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Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

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Time to get back to life and things.

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

     At the end of the day life does move right along, at a annoyingly swift fuckin pace now doesn’t it.  It doesn’t even give you time to stop and smell the roses or whatever the hell kind of flower is around. In my case it would be “Smell” the cedar pollen that floats up [...]

Merchandise for stalkers.

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

  The Best Digital Camera Binoculars. On this site that i was browsing through there is a section of what they call “The best” And everything that is apparently on this section is qualified as “The best”. So when i saw these, i thought to myself..”The BEST digital camera binoculars?” Meaning that there are OTHERS [...]

There is a few things i have to say about this.

Friday, May 28th, 2010

So last night, while I was tossing and turning trying to sleep in the dark ass night of the country on vaycay. Roland sends me a text with THIS ^ Picture UNcensored. (And NO, I will NOT post the uncensored pic of her because I *heart* Paramore and Haley too much to do that.) ROLAND: [...]

I am terrible at this blogging thing…

Friday, May 21st, 2010

Trust me when I say that I would rather be Inside then suffer the humidity that is Texas weather right now OUTSIDE. I didn’t even want to leave the house for coffee this morning. THAT and nothing particularly eventful has taken place in my life. Other then i have decided to change  my name…. ME: [...]

I Just wanted to say….

Monday, April 19th, 2010

      That through this whole blogging thing, i have met some super cool people, read some really funny blogs and made some really awesome friends!! I would like to take a moment and share a couple of really awesome blogs that i go to daily!!   Bee’s Write She is terribly funny and has turned [...]

My Mother and her Sister’s are nuts!

Monday, April 12th, 2010

How did it come to this? Where did this idea even come from? It seems to me that it may have been a rumor at first, someone tried it and it spread like wildfire of the wonders of this natural medicine and its ability to cute everything from freakin acne, to heartburn, to fevers….Cancer, AIDS, [...]

DUDE! What in the bleepity, BLEEP!

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

      TWICE! In ONE week I have done this!! I was never a clumsy person. EVER! and now I’m Rolling my ankles all over fucking Texas! First time was at my mom’s house loading the truck to come back home. Hurt my left ankle BADD! It still is kind of sore when i move it [...]

Just a idea… :)

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“Alright mom, okay mom…….i know….mom.” She explains into the earpiece if the phone only halfway listening, staring at her face in the bathroom mirror, examining under eye circles, blemishes flaws only SHE could see. The news play’s in the background on a semi low volume, which appears to be on the weather channel explaining the [...]

It really doesn’t even phase me anymore the shit i see on this side of town.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

My lack of post’s is really starting to irritate me. I’m thinking that maybe i should start leaving the house. I think if i left the house for things other then getting take out i MIGHT have something to write about. Like yesterday for example. Just a regular day, hadn’t left the house in maybe…2 [...]

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