"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."Read more
I received a AWARD!!!! Thank you THANK you Sam of Happiness Tourniquet!! I cant even tell you how much this really means to me, its my very FIRST blog award. ::HUGS:: You, my darling, ROCK! UPDATE: Sorry it came so late, i had a pretty hectic weekend with all the parties and World of Warcraft [...]
i like to watch choreography videos of people who dance way better then i do, because i WISH my parents put me in dance…. and i LOVE to dance soo.. (This one is super cool starts off a little slow)^^ Damnit MOM why didn’t you put me in dance so i could have a [...]
brav·er·y (brv-r, brvr) n. pl. brav·er·ies 1. The condition or quality of being brave; courage. 2. Splendor or magnificence; show. It was a regular night of watching TV, Roland and i on the couch huddled up. We had JUST moved to the south side, and i was a little jittery because i went from [...]
this is who I am!
BREACH God damn you Drew Fuckin Daywalt! PS. Yea um…if you don’t like scary shit don’t watch this, if ur in the dark don’t watch this, if your in the dark alone don’t watch this, if you are on high blood pressure medications, yea…..you know.
Doing some much needed cleaning house, i was sweeping up the ancient wood floors and I gathered a MEGA TON of dog hair. I turn and look for my dust pan naturally and as I turn back around there is Daphne. GUARDING her pile of fur… And she gives me this look like WTF [...]
As i sit here eating my Ravioli’s we got from H.E.B WHICH i will have to say are not only nutritious and good for you as part of a WELL balanced diet, I’m going through the various press release emails asking me to market certain products for various companies. I KNOW i am not the [...]
I’m starting to see a trend here…why is it all the weird shit i happen to find is always from fuckin Japan. Or how bout this dude…… *slaps forehead* I swear to you…every time i do this, a little piece of my hope for humanity dies…
We come back from a nice evening out, and THIS is what we find!!!! MY MOTHER FUCKING MATTRESS!!!!! She RIPPED a HOLE in that fucker and dug it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am INSANE with RAGE at this very moment and i am trying VERY hard to not be arrested for animal fucking cruelty!
She was referring to….THIS. But initially I thought that maybe the Japanese found a new way to smooth wrinkles and make your hands fuckin softer or some shit. And maybe Sara was in the KNOW and wanted to include me in this washing of hands with feces softer hands thing…. Stranger things have happened…..People [...]
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