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BECAUSE this is what i do when im drunk,…..
February 27th, 2010 by Crystal@Pshhaww.net received 2 Comments »i like to watch choreography videos of people who dance way better then i do, because i WISH my parents put me in dance…. 
and i LOVE to dance soo..
(This one is super cool starts off a little slow)^^
Damnit MOM why didn’t you put me in dance so i could have a fantab flat stomach like THIS chick!!! (She’s @ the end)
( i swear to god, i watched that whole movie, and if someone asked me what the plot was or what it was about i would reply “mid drift” or “flat stomach” oh and there was some dancing in there….)
SO i USED to live in PANAMA (YES ANTHONY Bourdain visited there , i would have to say was the most memorable experience of my life, and there they used to play a lot of DANCEHALL music , which i have a secret love for
like THIS ………………….
….and i used to go to a lot of “dances” that they would play this type of music…..^^^ EXACTLY these songs actually…THESE were the JAMS when i was a pre TEEN….
As i grew older i still have that LOVE for dancehall. THIS is a girl ^^who is from Thailand who is AMAZING i must say…and i LOVE her! BTW her legs……PSHHH!!! SO amazing!
SO THEN We go back to my RAVER days which honestly i have never grown out of, this type of dance. which is RARE now a days, if i ever see or SAW i would stop DEAD in my tracks and just STARE! Its SO SEXY to see someone dance like this to me,……..
MAN need dance music after all this….STAT!
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I would love to dance like all these people! One problem, I have NO rhythm.
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I once looked for dance classes to sign myself up in. BUT age limit is 12. Boo……
Dancing is one of the BEST workouts and its super fun!