"I write a blog filled to the RIM of usually offensive, observational satire. But don't worry, its FUN! Thank you to the city of San Antonio Texas where i call home. The complete lack of anything normal gives me a reason to get on here and jot down my experiences. Thanks to Roland, my boyfriend who i love so ridiculously much that i feel the need to take a jab at him every now and again. (hes a good sport) Thank you to camera phones...u really are the single greatest invention ever. And to my friends and family. Love u guys, thanks for supporting my quirky ways and thinking I'm funny, even when i don't think i am."
I woke up this morning….well afternoon rather, to a PRESENT!!
February 27th, 2010 by Crystal@Pshhaww.net received 5 Comments »I received a AWARD!!!!
Thank you THANK you Sam of Happiness Tourniquet!! I cant even tell you how much this really means to me, its my very FIRST blog award. ::HUGS::
You, my darling, ROCK!
UPDATE: Sorry it came so late, i had a pretty hectic weekend with all the parties and World of Warcraft Boozin. 
So with this award, i have to name 7 things people don’t know about me….hummmm…..
7. I HATE Shopping…..i think it fucking sucks. Although i do like to go to places like Best Buy n shit to shop….I just cant clothes shop. Its lame…
6. I don’t type properly. I used the three middle fingers on my left hand and only my index and middle finger on my right hand. i SOMETIMES use my right thumb but hardly ever.
5. I USED to be a really good artist when i was younger, but now i couldn’t draw to save my fucking LIFE.
4. I LOVE 80’s hair metal POWER BALLADS.
3. When i was younger i would listen to music and play air drums or the keyboard.
2. The first time i cried over a boy i was like in the fourth grade his name was John Goodwin and he had green eyes and i remember i was so fucking in LOVE with him. I googled him within the last few years and he’s a FIREFIGHTER in NV. And YUP he’s still fucking hot. He’s married.
1. The first time i skipped school i was in the 3rd grade. Me and my little friend hid in the bushes by the pool lol. And ran around the fields pushing each other down the hills in a shopping cart. Then we got thirsty and decided to go back on campus like geniuses. Totally got busted.
Seven people i with to bequeath this to are….
Ashley – Because she is fuckin NUTS! lol And she cracks me up!
Jenny – Because she is so FUNNY! And she gave me some of the BEST ADVICE ever!
Gubraithian Fire – Just started reading her blog and i enjoyed her view on Roaches….i have had my own issues with then especially one by the name of Esteban. Damn him fuckin Esteban.
uHm…….
Shit i am LAME!!! lol…..i totally need to start reading more blogs lol….i will update this as i get more folks to add to this section… *embarrassed*
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So I forgot to write the rules and I didn’t realize I was your first award-er! Congrats! Now you have to write 7 things people didn’t know about you then nominate 7 people you think should get this. My bad for being such a lackey in the info department. :/
I’m TOTALLY fucking honored lady!! It’s my VERy first blogger award too!
And hell I figured if I ever got one, it would be like, ‘Craziest Bitch’ or ‘Trashiest Mouth’ Most Beautiful huh??? Shyyyyea! I’m awesome, as are you chick!!! So now I bestow this award to others correct??? I HAVE the perfect people in mind!
They’re going to be like What the fuck bitch????
Thanks lady!
congrats my bff!!!! luff you and your hilarious blogs!!
awww thanks dude i luff u too!!!! :hugs:
My name is Piter Jankovich. oOnly want to tell, that your blog is really cool
And want to ask you: is this blog your hobby?
P.S. Sorry for my bad english